finaleeee

 

Another over night drive back to germany…this is where things get weird!! Odi the driver starts bitching about money and sleep then makes us get a 1hr ferry so he can sleep abit..we agree…instead of sleeping he walks around the ferry like a zombie..$70 well spent.After about 2hrs of him not following the GPS we finally get to the venue,Me and Klint split to get some wifi conects while the rest of the dudes chill..we find a network thats unlocked called SPEIGEL…turns out to be school in german…learn something new every day..

We come back to find Baina punching the side of the van..turns out Odi us refusing to take us to get some food and its not his job to drive us around…retard!!! everyone is pissed..bain tries to call nanouk from avocado but cant get through and Odi calls him a pussy…bad move russian..calling a 120kg hungry man a pussy is like poking a rhino in the eye with a stink..”ill stab you in the neck till you die motherfucker” direct quote from a bottle holding baina…We unload the entire van and work out our options to fire Odi and drive ourselves for the last 2 days , luckily nanouk sorted it all out and Sean being the nice jersey kid he is acts as the middle man between the retarded chenobyl reject Odi and the mob of 10 dudes ready to murder someone and leave him in the woods for the bears.

the show is kinda gay and the opening bands play for about 2 hrs.We finally get to play and the vibe is ok..some kids moshing..the promoter is a 17yr old kid who looks like a simpsons character we call “oodur” ..he starts moshing and some old skin head looking wild dudes push him around..the kid gets upset and cuts our set off…then the venue owner who looks like a german donald sutherland comes out and says its cool to finish the show..haha

We drive about 1hr through the woods to some kids house which sux and we end up on some floorboards with a communal show sean ends up clogging with his friday’s shave chest hair..

midday wake up and we’re outta there ASAP…back through the forrest and onto the HWY..we go through some towns with weird dolls up ..kinda halloween X scare crow style..we call them scare jews.

4hrs till the last show of the tour and we’re siked, the show is packed..Dirty money dudes are there and everything is defiantely kicking..Our set was probably as wild as any Oz show..stage dives..mosh..sing alongs.Definately something to end the tour with!!Dirty money kill it and so do RS..at this time its 100000 degrees inside like a sauna..Graham does his best Oz accent in his bad english one..the dude is so awesome.We talk some shit and hopefully he’ll be over this year to annoy the shit out of Australia and fight an abo.

off to ireland….tooodlleee deee